i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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