fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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