just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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