is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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