So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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