i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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