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say what?
wanna hang out?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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