I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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