I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
