how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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