i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im about as happy as oj after his trial
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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