That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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