I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Randomize