I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
