You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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