It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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