omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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