I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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