Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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