Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My bed smells like the plague
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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