I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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