Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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