she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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