i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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