That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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