You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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