It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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