just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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