you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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