were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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