I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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