Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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