I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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