"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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