Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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