we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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