speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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