he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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