Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
