At least make sure they are 18
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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