My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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