i would punch a child for taco bell
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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