I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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