Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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