Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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