in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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