East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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