He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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