I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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