Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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