No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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