i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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