fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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