he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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