I'm really into asian looking animals
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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