I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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