Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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