What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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